Adventures in Awkward Conversations...

Me: Why hello, you gorgeous blog!  It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

Blog: Uh, Janice, we've met before. 

Me: No, that's impossible!  How could I forget such delightful humour and stunning punctuation!?

Blog: It's me, Adventures in My Shoes... we spent seven years together.  Then you just disappeared without so much as a farewell keystroke!

Me: Oh, ummmm, we did? I did? I guess I've uhhh... been .... busy?

Blog: Yeah, busy updating your facebook status and composing e-mails and crafting academic papers.  Writing all over the place in fact - everywhere but here! 

Me:  Sorry about that.  Really, I am.  I think I kind of liked you.  So, do you wanna hang out again?